Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she looked like the before picture.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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