But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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