I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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