Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
