Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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