She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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