I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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