My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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