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  you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE

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• (972): View more from Texas

  The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition

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  Impressive. I approve.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.

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• (347): View more from New York

  we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys

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• (408): View more from California

  Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.

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• (619): View more from California

  You fucked that MILF against my car!

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  How would you know?

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  She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.

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  You gift wrapped a tampon.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.

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• (619): View more from California

  I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing

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