I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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