easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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