Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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