Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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