Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
