Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ketchup is God's man juice
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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