That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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