Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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