In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he's gonorrhea incarnate
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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