yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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