In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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