I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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