Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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