What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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