So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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