PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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