I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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