1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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