corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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