butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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