Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
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how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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