YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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