More tranny stories later!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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