Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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