After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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