So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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