Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
there is puke in my bra ... again
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