Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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