therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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