Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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