walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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