do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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