I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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