im drinking this country out of the recession.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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