worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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