I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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