Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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