before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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