Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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