My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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