Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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