New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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