Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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