We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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