i think my tv is drunk
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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