sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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