I wanna bring you to show and tell
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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