I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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