Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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